Kim and Friends' Songs

Andy Van Duyne's my buddy from Box of Chocolates radio at the now defunct Ampcast.com. He needed some girl parts sung on this tale of a man who knows what he likes on the menu.

I had some money so I took my baby
Out to a fancy restaurant
She started worrying about the prices on the menu
I said, "Money's no object, get whatever you want."

She ordered up some seafood, a margarita
The waitress wrote it down then she turned to me
I tell you what now, Senorita
Take this order to the cook for me.

Give me some...

Swiss cheese and chicken patties
Two of my favorite things to eat
Swiss cheese and chicken patties
My favorite cheese; my favorite meat.

My baby looked at me across the table
If looks could kill I'd surely be dead
She said, "Please tell me now, if you're able.
What kind of nonsense goes on inside your head.

I said I couldn't help it. It's what I wanted
Straight from the bottom of my very soul.
The chicken's tasty... all nicely breaded.
As for the cheese, you know, I like the holes

I want some...

Swiss cheese and chicken patties
The two together are such a treat.
Swiss cheese and chicken patties
The chicken's crunchy, and cheese is sweet.

Now for some reason, that girl, she left me
Jumped from the table ran on out of the door
Last time I saw her she was hailing a taxi
She didn't even turn around for one look more

I felt kinda bad, you know I kinda did like her
Although it seems she didn't care for me
But then the waitress knew my intention
She cross the room... what did I see?

She brought me...

Swiss cheese and chicken patties
You think my order makes me a jerk
Swiss cheese and chicken patties
Say, now what you doin' tonight after work?

Swiss cheese and chicken patties
Swiss cheese and chicken patties