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Includes the Jon Solo/Kim Novak Collaboration "Beautiful Brown Eyes."

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Kim and Friends' Songs

Nine Things That Are Not Other Things

Somewhat inspired by Lunches with Brian. I want salt at Asian restaurants, and my friend Brian suggests soy sauce. Soy sauce is not salt. That was the beginning.

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Kim Novak
Performed by Kim Novak
Music and lyrics written by Kim Novak. Bass, Keyboard and vocals by Kim Novak.

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Lyrics for Nine Things That Are Not Other Things 

  • Lady Bird Lake is not a lake.
  • Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Syrup and soda is not a Chocolate Ice Cream Soda.
  • Store brand cola is not Coca Cola.
  • A water pillow is not a water bed.
  • A Salted Caramel Signature Hot Chocolate with espresso shots is not a Mocha with Whole Milk and Salted Caramel on top.
  • Margarine is not butter and Cool Whip is not Whipped Cream.
  • Soy Sauce is not Salt.
  • When I told this to a beautiful girl, she replied, “Miracle Whip is not Mayonnaise.”

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