Kim and Friends' Songs

Brian says wise things and funny things. Some of them needed to be put to music. Samples recorded at a happy hour with my Brian and Kevin where Brian derived great pleasure from the fried wontons.

Brian says:
I just ate a carrot
Carrot
Do you want me to put some of the chutney on top because the chutney tastes good
the chutney tastes good
I just ate a carrot
She gave me the avocados because they're funky fruit
Funky fruit
Funky fruit
I just ate a carrot
I derive great pleasure from fried wantons
I derive great pleasure from fried wantons
I just ate a carrot x 5
Carrot
Women can multi-task, men can't
Women can multi-task
I just ate a carrot
Sometimes I go in there and they totally ignore me while they talk with their little asshole friends who wear these big glasses
Napkingate is hereby concluded
Napkingate is hereby concluded
I just ate a carrot x 5
I'm good at that
Do you want me to put some of the chutney on top because the chutney tastes good
I just ate a carrot
Kevin says:
Yes, you did