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Toy Wars Skater Chick
February 1, 2004
Toy War Skater Chick
I thought we'd seen the last of the toy war casualties, but today I noticed this skater chick who has obviously been mutilated by a land mine. She's lost a hand and most of a leg. I usually take the pictures out on the field, but she was buried in the dirt and grass, and I'm not sure I could have found her again. Besides... how cruel would it have been for me to let her lay there another second while I ran home for the camera?? I suspect the war is over, and that this was a leftover land mine. Where is Paul McCartney's wife when we need her!!?

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bud said:

wowzers. i'm cleaning out my basement (akshulllly i set up a glass workroom and music studio in there despite me abandoning music for now and now i'm working on cleaning out the rest of it to use as a family rec room. it's a wreck room now.) and the other day i found some mangled toys. ours looked canabolized though. didn't look like a good way to die. at least a land mine might have knocked outskater chick. ours looked like they were awake for the duration. horrid and frightening.

February 2, 2004 12:42 PM

kim said:

That's so cool... I love cleaning out rooms and making them into new things. I just made my music room into a music room/master bedroom. The old bedroom will be another music room, but without a bed now. I noticed there's a green leafy thing growing out of skater chick's butt. She must have been there a while.

February 3, 2004 09:23 AM

bud said:

or she must have swallowed seeds. my mother always said things would grow in your stomach if you swallowed seeds and that i shouldn't do it.

(btw, i'm almost organized to send you a package. i'm so swamped with stuff to do now it's not funny. or fun.)

February 3, 2004 11:33 AM

kim said:

Yeah... I swallowed a watermelon seed once. I think that's why the low carb diet didn't stick... the watermelon in my stomach just keeps growing.

Weeee... I'm looking forward to the package. smile

February 5, 2004 09:35 PM

gmd said:

I missed this one! Now they're going after poor civilians. Barbarians!

May 31, 2004 01:37 PM

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