i think he's mouthing countercultural messages to me in a subliminally secret way. i think he's working for the credit card companies and is subliminally telling me to sign up for a new visa card. i heard that bears were really good at that and were being exploited by credit card companies since the whole do not call registry thing happened. it's only a matter of time before the long distance carriers sign up the bears too. how dare this bear invade my private mind like that!

October 14, 2003 08:47 AM

Maybe thats what happened to poor Timothy Treadwell, the bear caught him with American Express.

October 14, 2003 11:23 AM

October 14, 2003 06:23 PM