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Each country brought a main dish and a dessert to be judged in four categories: main dish taste, main dish presentation, dessert taste and dessert presentation. Each country had a placemat sized area to display their food for the judges. There were three awards in each category. Main dish winners got gold, silver and bronze wooden spatulas. Dessert winners got gold, silver and bronze wooden spoons.
The chairman of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) gave out the bronze overall award to Kenya. Kenya was made up of all the managers and administrative folks plus a couple of other folks who provide training and program support. It's the first Olympics where the managers had their own team. Usually, those folks were farmed out to other countries. It gave them a chance to work together on something goofy.
The gold overall award went to Germany. Germany is made up of accountants and budgetary types. They help keep track of the state's budget and produce the state's financial reports. So remember that the next time you think all accountants are stodgy.
best dessert taste for her Tres Leches Cake, she exclaimed, "And it isn't even as good as it usually is!" I hadn't tasted that cake during the festival, and there were leftovers, so I tried a small piece. It was marvelous.
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human faced bears with their Russian names printed on their chests.
Once on the beam, they had to cross to the other side and turn over a card with colored dots on it. They had to memorize the number of dots of each color and head back over to the other side of the beam. If they touched the floor or one of the Russian spotters posted on either side of the beam, they would be penalized a full minute.
These beans would melt in your mouth and not in your hand, if you know what I mean. Athletes had to pick beans out of the bowl to match the dots on the card at the other end. Then they had to go back to the other end and place the beans on the dots. If they had extra beans that didn't fit on the card, they had to place them in a bowl. Each bean in the bowl cost them another 30 seconds.
The others were a mixture of grace and not so much, but I'm not criticizing... I sure couldn't do it. I tried before the event started, and I was glad Brazilian Mary Helen was competing instead of me. Mary Helen shook the whole time she was on the beam, bless her heart. Russian David did the best at memorizing the bean colors. On his first trip back to the bean card with his beans, he lacked only one yellow bean to complete the card and had to go back for that one. 
Once an athlete had all the right beans on all the dots, he or she was free to go to the other end of the beam and dismount. A dismount was concluded when the athlete was off the beam and had two limbs in the air. Arms, legs, an arm and a leg... whatever combination the athlete chose. There were no points given for style, though, so it was merely a crowd pleaser.[Office Olympics - Summer 2008]
Team USA hosted the Putt Putt event. In the Summer Olympics four years ago, there was a putting event, but they putted on the conference room carpet. This year, USA brought in some astroturf and built a green. 
Next up was French Dean. France was the only country with no medals. Dean tested the wind. He didn't drop any putts, either, but got one within an inch of the cup. Russian Daniel was the first to putt one in. The next four golfers didn't drop any putts. Brazilian Julie went last. She got two in!! But they both popped back out. And then they kept rolling so far away from the cup that she didn't advance to the next round. Boo hoo.
Russian Gary served as the ball-to-cup measurer even though it was USA's event. Those Russians are so helpful. The measurements showed France had the closest ball, and USA the second closest. That gave France the silver — their first medal of the games. I was happy for them, but then I remembered that Brazil only had one bronze, so now we were tied for last place with Jamaica. Russia's gold medal put them in a tie with Germany for the top spot with only one event to go — Russia's Balance Bean [sic]. [Office Olympics - Summer 2008]
Today's event was Soccer Slalom Dash hosted by Kenya. Each country entered three athletes who, one at a time, had to kick a soccer ball around one of the floors of our building. The route started in Russia and headed west. Athletes took a right at Elaine's desk and then a left through German territory. They took a right at Phyllis, went past the break room and headed out to the main hallway. The main hallway was cluttered with discarded furniture and boxes from a recent move, so there were plenty of obstacles to avoid. They sprinted down that hallway to the receptionist desk where they turned left
and had to slalom through 4 cones. Then they took a right turn and headed toward the director's office, took a right at Jennifer's desk, went past the copy machine and back out into the main hallway where they turned left and kicked it into the goal (the conference room).
It was fun to watch and the crowd was loud. The main Kenyan host kept calling out things like "Italy in the hole!!" I think that meant Italy was lined up to run the course, but I'm not sure. 
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The discs were of the small variety. The target looked like a disc golf goal, but it was small, too. The other equipment used were nine buckets (one for each country), an alpine hat and Heidi braids.

He proved that the country who placed their bucket last wasn't at a disadvantage as he dropped one in theirs giving Russia one point. Russia's bucket was in the back right next to Brazil's bucket.
she also tossed one into that one giving Germany a point. Like they needed another point. Now the scores were Germany 11, Jamaica 5 and Russia 1.
His fourth landed — right in the main goal. This put Russia in second place with six points. With one disc left, he could tie things up with Germany and force a playoff for the gold. His last disc didn't land, though, and Russia took the silver. Final score: Germany 11, Russia 6 and Jamaica 5.[Office Olympics - Summer 2008]
Friday's Olympic event was Table Tennis hosted by France. It was played with a regulation paddle and ball, regulation net and regulation conference room table. Conference room tables are smaller than table tennis tables, so it was going to be a challenge for even the seasoned table tennis athletes.
Cristo Redentor was on hand to help cheer for Brazilian Dolores.
We were surprised to see cranky old Russian David in another event. If you've been following, he was a last minute substitute in the Jamaican Mind Games event and ended up winning the gold. It's surprising because, in his own words, he "hates this kind of crap." I asked him what was up with all his participation, and he said he didn't really know, but he'd volunteered for the balance beam event next week, too. He's caught the Olympic fever!!
The French judge had to explain to him that we play with little balls in this game. That's all I'm going to say about that.
Mexico won the bronze based on points, and Kenya and USA still had to battle it out in the final round to determine gold and silver. [Office Olympics - Summer 2008]
And they had to wear a funny soccer hat.
Rio de Janeiro to kick the balloon around Cristo Redentor. This proved difficult for the Italian athlete who accidently kicked her balloon out the conference room door. At the end of her round, she admonished the spectators standing in the doorway for their poor blocking skills.
After kicking it over the Amazon, they were home free to kick it through the goal toward the benevolent goalie, Brazilian Dolores, who looked tough, but never really tried to blocked a kick.

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For Mexican Jumping Bean, we had a supply of pinto beans (I practiced the night before with kidney beans), and we had to bounce them off a table and into a mocahete (a little Mexican bowl). When we got three in the bowl, we could move on to the Ring Toss.
In the Aztec (Mayan) Basketball, we had to get a small ball through a hoop that stuck out of the wall, but the opening was perpendicular to the floor, so it had to go through sideways. The first person to get to this stage and get one ball through the hoop won.
The first heat ended in a tie as Mexican Hector threw his ball through the hoop at the same time as Italian Duvan. Who woulda thunk it? They had to compete again after the third heat, and Mexican Hector breezed through the stages as if he bounces beans, tosses rings and throw balls through perpendicular hoops on a daily basis.
I'm ashamed to say that I was terribly disappointed. I pride myself in not being competitive, and generally I'm not. When I play cards or board games, I don't care if I win... I just enjoy playing. But today... I wanted a medal. I'd won a medal in every event I competed in before, so not winning was new to me. I didn't care whether it was bronze, silver or gold. I just wanted one.
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Today's event was the Pizza Toss hosted by Italy. Athletes had to toss 2.5 inch pizzas across the room and try to get them into a cup cut into a small platform. Getting it into the cup would earn them 3 points. Touching the cup or overhanging it would earn 2 points. Anywhere else on the platform would earn 1 point. Off the platform? Big fat zero. 
The athlete who tossed the pizza closest to the cup (or in it) got the points. Brazil got knocked out in Round 2 by Italy.
A couple of tosses later, both pizzas were on the platform and had to be measured.
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Very close to the start of the game, everyone was there but the Russian athlete. Then Russian Elaine came in. She didn't seem to want to be there. Something about it being Monday. At the last minute, Russian David came in as a substitute. Russian David usually doesn't care to participate in fun things, but here he was anyway.
Brazilian Barbara was supposed to be there for our team, but she had a sick kid. So Brazilian Neal was Brazil's athlete. He was wearing our colors and doing his best. The seven athletes who found the most words would move on to Round 2. Brazilian Neal didn't make it, but he looked great trying. Cranky old Russian David did advance, though.


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The most notable character to join the procession was USA's Donna who wore Lady Liberty's crown and carried a torch of her own.
He handed off to Kenya Tom who spoke words of motivation and inspiration to kick off the 2008 Summer Games.[Office Olympics - Summer 2008]

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