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Category: August 2003

Day 5: 6:38 p.m.

I got one last walk in around downtown Tempe. I went into Borders Books and Music. I almost bought a book, but decided I already have enough books that I haven't read yet. I wanted to buy a CD, but I didn't see anything appealing. The 2004 calendars are already on sale. I would have gotten a penguin calendar if they had one.

I took a picture of a Budweiser neon light with a Cardinal logo. I hope they do really well this year with Emmitt Smith.

Day 5: 3:38 p.m.

I just checked to see if the maid cleaned my room, and she was in there. So I hauled my laptop down to the bar, and I'm camped out in front of the TV watching the Hokies and drinking a margarita with Chambord. Ooops... I was watching the Hokies, but it's over. Texas is playing New Mexico in 15 minutes, but I'm not sure it's going to be on TV.

The internet access in the bar is not strong and keeps going out. As soon as I finish my raspberry margarita, I'll head back up to my room. I'm already feeling like taking a nap. Drinking alcohol sounds like a good idea on vacation, but the next thing I know I just want to sleep. What a waste of good vacation time. Pffft.

Day 5: 2:44 p.m.

I just got back from walking around Arizona Mills Outlet Mall and having lunch at Claim Jumper. I don't know what's worse... feeling out of place at Biltmore Fashion Park among the fabulous people, or walking around a giant outlet mall with wall to freakin' wall people. Whew. I like the shopping here on Mill Avenue in Tempe the best.

Claim Jumper Restaurant was great. I sat in the saloon and watched the Virginia Tech/Central Florida game. I had a Widow Maker burger. It was a cheeseburger with bacon, avocado, onion rings (on the burger), lettuce, tomato, and mayo. It came with salted and peppered thin french fries. They were yummy! I got a chocolate cheese pie to go, too.

When I got back, the maid was just finishing the room next to mine. She asked me if I wanted her to come back later. I told her no to please come on in. I've been leaving and coming back ever since I got up hoping they would get the room cleaned so I can finally relax in there. But she skipped my room anyway. Grrrrr. I'm sitting out on a balcony right now watching the planes fly in, listening to MP3s and blogging. How freakin' cool is that??? Wireless internet rocks!

A plane goes by about once every 3 minutes. This must be one of the busiest airports in the U.S. That's one thing I love about Phoenix. As I drove around this week, I saw planes all the time. I love the location of the airport. I see planes in Austin sometimes, but not like around here.

Here are a couple of pictures. The first is my laptop on the balcony where I'm sitting right now. The second is a plane going overhead. This is the life!

Day 5: 10:39 a.m.

This morning, I was going to sleep in, but I think I'm still on Texas time, so I got up shortly after 7:00 a.m. That would be 9:00 a.m. Texas time.

After a shower, I headed over to Starbucks and got an iced grande mocha and a cheese danish. Then I went over to a street corner to try to get on the Mill Avenue webcam. No luck. But I did find some more sculptures and flowers to take pictures of.

I came back to the hotel and agonized over what to do today. Then I went back over to try to get on the webcam. It worked this time!! In the first picture, I'm taking a picture of the webcam. In the second, I'm just standing there smiling at the camera. It's too small to see my smile, but I promise I am!

Day 4: 11:30 p.m.

Why I wanted to come to Tempe, AZ...

I had a friend once who kinda got me interested in The Refreshments and then said something mean to me which I took with me to Seattle where I fell in love with Husky Stadium. I saw the Refreshments a bunch of times after that, forgot about the mean friend, and fell in love with the Refreshments. The Refreshments are from Tempe.

There was another friend who asked me to play in his football pool which got me interested in college football, and I decided to like the Washington Huskies since I already loved their stadium, but they got beat by the Sun Devils who also beat the Nebraska 'Huskers (19-0). I guess I kinda dumped the Huskies for the Sun Devils, but what anti-Nebraska fan wouldn't go with the team who shut out the 'Huskers. Jake Plummer was a great quarterback with the Sun Devils, and they should have won the national championship that year except Ohio State QB Joe Germaine got lucky or something, and the defense couldn't hold, and they lost. The Sun Devils are from Tempe.

I loved Jake Plummer as a quarterback, so when he graduated and moved on to the NFL and started playing with the Cardinals, I became a Cardinal fan, and they play in the same stadium as the Sun Devils (namely Sun Devil Stadium), so I had yet another link to Tempe.

I used to watch golf with my Dad and brother, and I saw Phil Mikelson who I could have sworn was Jake Plummer's brother or uncle or something, but it turns out he's no relation except that he went to school at Arizona State University. In Tempe.

So I always had a dream or urge or whatever to come to Tempe and see The Refreshments play (except that they broke up so the next best thing is Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers), or see the Sun Devils play, or see the Cardinals play. I didn't really have an urge to see Phil Mikelson play. But that's neither here nor there.

Unfortunately, neither the band nor the football teams are playing here this week. It's not that I didn't plan ahead. It's just that this was the best time for me to come. And besides... it gives me an excuse to come back sometime.

Day 4: 8:30 p.m.

Alrighty... the belly is happy, so I need to write down the stuff I did today before it becomes more of a blur. This is a really long entry since I didn't have a chance to post between every little activity.

I set out going east on the Superstition Freeway with the intention of visiting Lost Dutchman State Park and Roosevelt Dam. A *very* surprising thing happened. I passed something that I recognized from a jacket of a Refreshments CD. Kovacs Korner Broasted Chicken. I did a double take, turned the car around, and took a picture of the sign. It really made my day, and the day had just started!

Then I went to the Goldfield Ghost Town. There were two things to do that I could see (besides shop and eat). You can ride the train and take the mine tour. I rode the train. It wasn't exciting. It said it was a 20 minute ride, but it's more like a 2 minute ride with 18 minutes of stopping and listening to a guy talk. It was a little disappointing, so I decided not to do the mine tour. I did learn some things about the mountain near there and about the Lost Dutchman Mine and about the mining town of Goldfield. I also learned that the Saguaro Cactus (the tall cylindrical ones) start to grow their arms when they're about 40 years old. I think they live 300 years, but my memory is shaky on that. After the train ride, I got some strawberry shaved ice, and headed on down the road.

I got to Lost Dutchman State Park, and it was closed. D'oh!

There was a scenic stop to see Weaver's Needle which is another mountain-like formation. I found some animal tracks in the sidewalk there. Three different kinds of animals. And then I found some poop! The tracks were as old as the sidewalk, but the poop was fresh. I got outta there fast (but not after taking pictures of the tracks and poop).

Down the road some more, I found Canyon Lake. Oh my... it was gorgeous. Just after Canyon Lake, though, things started getting tricky driving. There were one lane bridges. Not one lane each way... one lane period! So you had to take turns going across.

The next thing I found was Tortilla Flats. It's a touristy place where you can stop for lunch. Six people live in that town. I got a chicken chimichanga, but I didn't eat too much of it. I didn't have a big appetite. There was a fly in there, and I kept shooing it away. Then a guy at the next table asked me, "You're not sending that fly over here, are you?" He was joking around.

They had dollars stapled to the walls from visitors. I bet they had at least a thousand dollars there. I didn't put a dollar up there, but I left the waitress a good tip, so I think that was nicer or something.

The menu was formatted like a newspaper, and it had information about what you could do around there. It talked about how the road beyond Tortilla Flats is unpaved and steep and kinda scary. I knew that already, and I hadn't decided whether I was going to go that way because I'm a big scaredy cat. But in that menu it said tourists and trucks and vans go that way all the time, so I decided to go ahead and go.

It was scary. Me no like driving on unpaved mountain roads. It might not have been so bad if there were no other cars on the road. Then I could go slow and be more careful. The scariest part is that there were people coming the other way, and there was barely room! And some people were towing boats! There weren't any rails, either, so one false move and you're at the bottom of an extremely scary cliff!! But I tell ya... it was soooo beautiful.

During that scary drive, I saw Apache Lake. There was another scenic turnoff, so I got to rest from all that scary driving. I really think there's no land and water scenery more beautiful than when desert meets water. The mountains were brown and red and yellow and sometimes chartreuse. The water was green and blue. It was breathtaking.

Part of the drive was right next to Apache Lake. Or maybe it was just the Salt River at that point. All these lakes were made by putting dams on the Salt River.

After a lot more scary driving, I finally found pavement and the Roosevelt Dam. It's the largest masonry dam in the U.S. It was a great sight, too.

Right after the dam was a gorgeous blue bridge over Roosevelt Lake.

I thought after Roosevelt Lake, it would be smooth sailing all the way home. But then I saw a turnoff for Tonto National Monument. I didn't know what it was, but I stopped anyway. They have an indian cliff dwelling that you can hike up to. So the next thing I knew, I was hiking up a mountain. A nice park ranger lady was resting on a bench about 1/4 of the way up. I was already huffing and puffing, so I stopped and sat with her. She said she was supposed to go up to the top, but she was taking it slow because she doesn't do well in the heat. We talked for a little bit, and then I started up again. I'm surprised I made it up to the top. By the time I got up there, I really couldn't have cared less about the dwelling. I just wanted to get back down. It was a beautiful view and all, but I was hot and tired.

When I got back down the mountain, I saw a storm in the distance. It was so cool. I got a picture, so you'll see it in my gallery at some point.

There was one more scenic turnoff I took where I could see another bigger cliff dwelling in the distance. At that point, I saw a rainbow back where that storm was. I took a picture, but the rainbow didn't show up.

Then I headed the 60-70 miles back to my hotel. I went through a tunnel, and got a little creeped out by it until I realized I needed to turn my headlights on. haha The only other thing I saw that was cool was a runaway truck ramp. I hadn't seen one of those since I was in El Paso driving through the mountains there. They have them on steep downgrades for trucks in case their brakes go out. It's a giant gravelly area that slopes upward, so they can steer off into that and they'll stop. It's better than driving off a cliff, for sure.

So after all that, I don't ever want to drive that route again. But I would gladly pay a tour guide who drives it all the time to take me on the route again. I'm sure I missed a lot of beauty because I had to pay attention to the road.

In conclusion, it was a great nerve-wracking, surprising and beautiful day!

Day 4: 7:00 p.m.

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Superstition Mountains and the Apache Trail. As beautiful as it is scary (if you're driving). Am I glad to be back at the hotel. In one piece. More later. Must. Find. Food.

Dream Journal Entry - Hat Hair

I looked up "poquito" this morning and saw that it means "little bit." I don't know what made me think of that word.

Day 3: 8:43 p.m.

Observations about my hotel:

The room in my hotel where I get ice and overpriced soft drinks smells like when I was a kid and my Dad would be at the kitchen table soldering something (or as he said it, "sawtering"). He was a real do-it-yourselfer.

The water is great. I've been in hotels where the water is so soft it won't rinse off the soap (let alone hair conditioner!).

The soaps, lotion, shampoo and conditioner seem to be fancy good stuff. The soap especially. The shower soap has oats in it.

When I first got here, I asked the valet guy if there was any non-valet parking. He said there was, *if* there were spots available, and he had a doubtful look on his face. I think he was just trying to psych me out, though, because there have been lots of parking spots available everytime. Now tomorrow, the parking lot will probably be full.

Outside in the courtyard and by the pool, there are fireplaces with chairs in front of them. Of course, they're not being used this time of year, but that's pretty cool.

All is well... I have a new hat and sunglasses!

Day 3: 4:08 p.m.

This morning, I headed for the Phoenix Zoo. I got to see the largest rodents in the world called Capybaras. I also saw my favorite... Meerkats! They weren't very active, but they were sooo cute. I wish they were nice, and I could have one for a pet. That reminds me... when I was at the San Diego Zoo a few years ago, a girl was bending over the meerkat wall and letting her long blond hair hang down. A meerkat was playing with her hair. I was afraid it was going to latch on, crawl up and attack her face.

I also saw Lemurs, baboons, an elephant, giraffes, a tiger, and a really cool little fox. I also petted some goats and sheep at the petting zoo. The only air conditioned place I found was the gift shop. I bought a stretchy keyring bracelet. I've been needing one of those.

After the zoo, I decided to drive out to the Biltmore Hotel per a suggestion from my buddy, Jim Reeder. The architecture was influenced by Frank Lloyd Wright. It really is something. I saw a giant chess set on a lawn. The pool was fabulous, too. I think it's a place for fabulous people. I felt out of place there.

When I drove up to the parking lot, there was a guy sitting under an umbrella. I didn't now if he was checking people in or what, so I stopped and asked if I could park there. He asked, "What are you going to do?" I said, "Walk around the hotel." He put his head in his hands and started shaking his head. I asked, "What?" He smiled and said, "Naw... go on in." hahaha!

On the way to the Biltmore, I saw something that made me say, "Yay!!" The Cheesecake Factory!! I stopped there for a late lunch. I don't think we have one of those in Austin, but I read about it in Kevin and Merrin's blogs. And I think Peppermint Tina has recommended a dish there. The Chicken Madeira sounded familiar, so that's what I got. I hope that's it. It was so awesome. I also got a white chocolate raspberry latte. Ummyummy!! I got Oreo Cheesecake to go, too. I'm eating that now.

A kinda bad thing happened as I was walking out of The Cheesecake Factory... one of the lenses from my sunglasses fell out. That's not an uncommon occurence, but this time the little screw fell out, too, so I couldn't mend it. I don't have my little glasses screwdriver with me, either. Boo Hoo. The good news (I thought) was that I was already in a shopping center. The bad news was that it was the Biltmore Fashion Park where the fabulous (and rich) people shop. So I didn't buy new ones yet. The good news is that at that time the sun was overhead, so driving wasn't that much of a problem sans sunglasses.

I saw a Sunglass Hut somewhere around my hotel, so I'll be headed out shortly to procure replacement shades.

Day 3: 10:08 a.m.

I woke up a few times last night and felt very nervous and sick to my stomach. Luckily, I was able to get back to sleep quickly. I felt the same way the night before. I wonder if I'm suppressing something that's making me nervous. I feel okay during the day.

I decided to go out for breakfast, so I found a Denny's not too far from the hotel. I was craving French Toast. It wasn't as good as what I was craving, but that's okay. My belly is full, and I'm ready for today's activities.

I bought sunscreen because with all the outside walking I've done in the last couple of days, I've started to develop a slight burn. I'll be out in the sun some more today. It's a good thing I'm used to the heat from living in Texas all my life.

Driving back from breakfast, I stopped and took a couple of pictures of houses and their yards. I'd like to drive around some more. Maybe on Sunday. I also took a picture of some red mountains in the distance. That's the thing I remember loving the most when I flew into Phoenix for stopovers before... the red mountains. And the golf courses. It's so cool to see red mountains and green golf courses.

Day 2: 8:18 p.m.

I just got back from dinner at The Blue Agave. I am soooo stuffed. I had the Chimichanga filled with filet mignon. I also had an El Toro margarita. It had El Tesoro Tequila, Cointreau and the great raspberry liqueur, Chambord. I don't drink much because it just makes me sleepy, but I love the taste of a good raspberry margarita.

Tonight at dusk, I saw a big fluffy white cloud peaking over the other side of the hotel (across the courtyard from my room). I didn't see any other clouds in the sky, and that cloud kept flashing with lightning inside it. Sometimes I could see the forks of light. It was gorgeous. At one point, a plane flew by it, and I wondered what the people must be thinking as they looked out their window and saw that big cloud full of lightning flashes. I bet some were scared and some were filled with awe.

On the way back from the restaurant, I saw Mars in the sky.

I surfed around the ASU site this evening and found out the art called "Man's Wisdom Subdues the Aggressive Forces of Nature" is a painting inside of a building. Boo. That's why I couldn't find it. The other two things I couldn't find are big outside sculptures. I don't understand why I didn't see them. Maybe I was delirious from the heat.

I took a shower earlier, and found that I had sand on me! It was like I had gone to the beach! This desert business is strange. I've been to El Paso before, but I don't remember having sand on me.

'kay... I need to decide what to do tomorrow, and get some rest.

Day 2: 5:40 p.m.

I finally wore myself out. Dang... I walked all over the ASU campus. One thing I noticed a lot of that didn't happen when I was in college was cell phone talking. I guess college kids have a lot to talk about. So much that they can't walk from one class to the other without calling their friends.

I finished the walking tour of ASU where I was looking for art. The map I have is like a treasure map in that it shows where there are sculptures and whatnot. Towards the end, when I was really starting to get tired, I couldn't find the sculptures. Three in a row I couldn't find. One was called "The Fragment." I can kinda understand why I might not be able to see it, it being a fragment and all. But the other two were called "Blue Vase" and "Man's Wisdom Subdues the Aggressive Forces of Nature." I really wanted to see that last one! People who saw me looking for it probably thought I'd lost something. Like my mind.

There's one more thing that I didn't go find because it was so far from everything else. It's called "Three Benches." I saw a lot of benches on my walk, though, so unless I can see it from the street if I drive by, I probably won't go see those benches.

Speaking of benches, there's a bus stop I walked by and the bench looked like it was right out of "The Flintstones." I'll have a picture of that at some point.

Oh... I saw a girl and she had "What Boyfriend?" on her shirt. She was real pretty, too. I'd be afraid to have that on my shirt because it might attract all the crazies. I wondered if she might really have a boyfriend and that t-shirt was a slap in his face. Dang!

I'm really not sure what to do tonight. I need to rest for a while, for sure. I'd kinda like to have a nice dinner. Oh... I'm not going to that acoustic happy hour. I'm too tired and too chicken. BEKAW!

Day 2: 3:00 p.m.

I did a kinda dumb thing. I walked over to the art museum on the ASU campus (which is about 6 blocks away), but I didn't take my walking tour map with me. So after I finished looking at the exhibits, I had to come back to the hotel to get the map. And to make things worse, when I got back to the hotel, housekeeping was in my room, so I waited until they were finished. No biggie. I'll get my map and walk back to ASU in a little bit.

I saw the Mill Avenue Webcam when I was walking to the museum! It saves all the pictures for every minute over the last 24 hours, so I might be able to find myself. But gosh... I don't want to sit here and look. I want to get back out there and take pictures. I'll walk by it again, though, and make note of the exact time this time. If you see a girl in a sleeveless blue shirt and black shorts, that might be me. hehehehehe

Okay... I went to the art museum, and I figured out something about myself. I don't much like paintings and drawings. They had some Andy Warhol stuff, and it really didn't keep my attention. I like sculpture, though! I must yearn for 3D or something. I saw a ceramic sculpture called "Knight in a Bucket" that I loved. It was as if it were a bucket with part of one side ripped out. Inside was a moonlight scene with an indian rowing a boat. It was in blue and green tones. Beautiful.

I couldn't find the "Gizmos and Gadgets" exhibit and being an extreme introvert, I didn't want to ask. I did ask for a map, and went to every exhibit room, but no gizmos and no gadgets.

I sat for a while watching an exhibit called "Chains and Videos" by Philippe Bradshaw. Ugh. There were green and purple chains hung from the ceiling against one wall. Parts of the chains were silver and the silver parts made the Mona Lisa. Then there was a projector projecting a video in the lower right corner. I didn't watch all of it, but what I saw was a nekked girl sitting and eating something. Chips maybe. It was hard to see her because it was projecting through the chains. I wasn't sure if she was nekked until later. Guys kept walking in and out of the shot. Not like they were acting, but like they were set guys getting in the shot. One guy had on a kilt with no shirt or jacket. The kilt guy went over to the girl with some pliers, I think, and started working on something at her shoulders and neck. Turns out, she had a shirt of chains on. He took them off her. Then she put on her dress. I might have liked this piece of art if it had animals instead of a nekked girl.

After the museum, I started walking back to the hotel and stopped in Campus Corner #2. I bought some obligatory souvenirs. I decided a long time ago that I would collect shot glasses from places I go. They're usually the cheapest thing. I was going to buy some ASU sweatpants, but none of them had pockets. Why don't they put pockets in sweatpants anymore? They did back in the 80's when sweatpants were "in."

I also went into a store called Hippie Gypsy. But it turned out to be a head shop, and the incense smelled icky, so I left in a hurry.

I'm trying to get up the nerve to go to a bar down the street this evening for an acoustic happy hour. If I knew I could find a place to sit by myself and not feel self conscious, I'd be fine. I'll probably chicken out. Okay... back to the walking tour of ASU...

Day 2: 1:00 p.m.

Mission Accomplished! I think I've mentioned before that I want to visit every state capitol building in the U.S. and take a picture. Today I'm one capitol closer to that goal. The Arizona state capitol building is a museum now. They do the state business stuff in other buildings surrounding the capitol. There are four floors with different types of exhibits on each floor.

The top floor was an Uncle Sam exhibit. On the third floor, they had the coolest exhibit, I thought. It was the Navajo Code Talkers. I also saw the old House of Representatives chamber on that floor. Compared to Texas, it's s-m-a-l-l! The second floor wasn't all that memorable except for several really pretty paintings on the walls. They had a blue tint to them. There were also some (how do I put this) mentally challenged kids sitting in the hallway. I'm sure they weren't part of the exhibits... they were just visiting. They were cool. One of them said, "Hi!" when I walked by. Then I took a picture, and the flash got them all excited. They all started saying, "She took a picture!!!"

The bottom floor had some stuff about the U.S.S. Arizona. Now I want to go to Hawaii to see that. Okay... I already wanted to go to Hawaii, but still.

There's a park where they have lots of monuments in front of the capitol. I took a bunch of pictures, so one of these days, they'll be posted. There was a man sitting at one of the monuments for a long time. I wonder if that monument had special meaning for him. I wanted to read it to see what it was about, but I didn't feel like intruding.

There was a monument of the Ten Commandments. I wonder if someone will make a fuss, and they will have to remove it. I hope not.

After the capitol, I drove into downtown. I saw a weird looking pavilion thing and stopped to take a picture. I got real lucky. I only had a nickel for the parking meter, but the person before me left 24 minutes paid for. Whew! I took a picture of America West Arena and Bank One Ballpark, too. Man... I hate how those places mostly have commercial names. Blech.

When I left the parking meter (with time to spare for the next person), I couldn't get over in the correct lane fast enough, so I decided to just go straight on the street I was on to see where it led me. I didn't see anything spectacular, but it's so cool to see what other cities look like. They have mostly the same stores and restaurants and stuff, but there are subtle differences. Like the cactus and palm trees that line the sidewalks. You don't see much of that in Austin, TX.

I also found a Boston Market and has some grub.

My rental car is doing a weird thing now. When I turn it off, the radio stays on. So I have to turn the radio off separate. It wasn't doing that yesterday. Phooey.

I'm off again to get some cultural enrichment! Later!

Day 2: 8:41 a.m.

Breakfast this morning consisted of eggs, bacon and match stick potatoes. I call them shoestring potatoes. My belly is happy, and I'm about ready to start out for the day. I'm a little nervous to drive a strange car in a strange city. But I have a mission... the main purpose for my trip, so to speak. More on that later.

Sleeping was elusive last night. I think it's because my body is still on Texas time. I don't feel bad, though.

The hair dryer in my room didn't work this morning, so engineering came and installed a new one. It's a powerful little thing!

'kay... I'll be back later to fill you in on all my sightseeing for today!

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Day 1, 8:00 p.m.

I'm getting so sleepy. My watch says 8:00 p.m., but my body clock says 10:00. That's my bedtime, normally. I think I'll crawl into that big fluffy bed and read a while. Big plans for tomorrow!

I forgot to mention... as we were making our descent into Phoenix, we went through the most beautiful bank of clouds. I've flown through clouds before, but never this way. We weren't flying directly through them. We were in a break in the clouds, but the clouds were over and under us. There were tunnels into the clouds. I wish I could speak poetically because then I could paint a picture with words so you could feel the way I felt. I felt like I was in a fairy land.

I just noticed something... there's a full length mirror directly across from the toilet. If I don't close the door, I can watch myself pee. Oh joy.

I'm wondering... why are the trashcans in hotel rooms always so durn small?

Day 1, 6:30 p.m.

The first thing on my sightseeing list is Arizona State University. It's right down the street from my hotel. I have a map of the campus that shows where I can find artwork, so I started hunting for them. I found 4 of them before I decided I needed to get some food. I found a Quiznos Subs and got a big ol' sammich.

The Tempe City hall building is right across the street. It's like an inverted pyramid.

Oh... I'm totally off my diet now... this brownie with white and milk chocolate chips is scrumptious.

Day 1, 4:00 p.m.

When the plane landed, I found myself in Phoenix, Arizona! Woo-Hoo! I got my rental car. It's a blue chevy cavalier which is like a mix between my current car (blue honda civic) and my prior car (green pontiac sunfire). I'm amazed how much the cavaliers look like the sunfires on the inside now.

I had no trouble finding my hotel in Tempe despite the fact that I didn't print out a map, and I've never been to Phoenix before. I kinda had a feel for where it was compared to Sky Harbor airport from all the research I was doing when I was figuring out things to do here. It was still a little scary driving in a strange place, though.

I'm a little disappointed in my hotel room. It's a nice room, but I took a chance and paid for "Run of the House" which means they have to give me the best room they have available, but I couldn't reserve anything. It's cheaper than reserving the best room, but there's no guarantee. Anyway... all the good rooms were booked up at least one day during my stay, so I got a standard room. Oh well... it's still nice.

After I unpacked, I set up my laptop. Get this... they have wireless internet access right here in my room!! I thought I'd need dialup, and choked when I saw that a local call costs $1.00. Nope... just plug it in and PLAY!!

I better get going... I don't want to spend all my sightseeing time sitting at the computer!

Day 1: 2:30 p.m.

I'm on the plane! The take off was pretty smooth. The coolest part... I saw my house from the air! Some of the houses on my street look like they have blue roofs. Right now, all I see is green and brown land. We've got another 1.5 hours before we land. I'm not having trouble going off my diet now. I just ate some peanuts, and I've got some Ritz Air Crisps for later. I'm drinking a Coke, too. This is the first caffeine I've had in over 6 weeks. I hope I don't start bouncing off the walls.

I don't think I'll keep the computer out too much longer. I can't open it all the way, so the angle of the screen makes it hard to see. I sure hope the guy in front of me doesn't lean back!

Oh... no one sat in my row on my side of the plane, so I have again avoided social interaction with strangers. Woo-Hoo!

One of the flight attendents looks like Lynn Kretsky (sp?) from "24." I didn't realize that same actress was in the movie Kalifornia until just recently. I remember seeing that movie and not liking her very much. But I like her in "24." I think I didn't like her in Kalifornia because it was weird to see David Duchovney with anyone except Gillian Anderson.

This caffeine is making me need to pee. I sure hope I can hold it. I really hate using airplane lavatories.

Day 1: noon

Here I sit in the Barbara Jordan terminal of the Austin-Bergstrom Airport. I've been here quite a while I got here way way WAY early, as I was very nervous about going through security. Not that I thought they would strip search me or anything... I just haven't gone through security since they tightened things up and I was nervous I would do something stupid. I got through it fine, though.

I'm having some lunch right now. My flight doesn't leave for another hour and forty five minutes. I'm having a hard time going off my diet, though. I got a chicken caeser salad and a bottle of water. If there had been a Starbucks here, I would have gotten an iced mocha, but Starbucks lost a sale. I hope they don't go out of business.

I always feel like half kid/half adult whenever I go to the airport to fly somewhere. I'm all giddy and excited because flying simply rocks. But I also feel very adult because it's not like your average kid can pick up and go flying somewhere. And I feel all important sitting here typing on my laptop. I wonder what people think I'm doing.

The book I brought is Dragon Prince by Melanie Rawn. It's an epic fantasy... three books in the series. I'm almost to page 50, and I think I'm going to love it.

The bathrooms here are really clean. And they have artsy tiles with painted pictures of guitars and cactuses. And the toilets flush by themselves and the water runs from the faucet just by putting your hands under them. Ah... this is the life.

Is it wrong to put ranch dressing on a caesar salad instead of caesar dressing?

It's Anti-Procrastination Day!! I'm going to do something I haven't done in 6 years. Get on a plane and get the heck outta dodge! I'm not going to worry about my diet either. The goal is "no worries and lotsa fun!" Pictures forthcoming.

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I tell ya... that Queer Eye theme song makes me smile and dance every time I hear it. "All things just keep getting better...."

Here's a link for ya: Straight Eye For The Queer Shows

Here I sit in "Outlook - Beyond Mail" class. It hasn't started yet. I love these kinds of classes because there's a good chance I'll learn at least one thing I can use. Unlike other classes where I don't learn anything useful (like "Who Moved My Cheese?" or "The Secrets of Shared Leadership")

The chairs in our classrooms are awful. I wonder if they paid a lot of money for them. They have no back support. If you lean back a little, you really lean back. That's okay, I guess, if you just want to sleep, but they generally frown upon us sleeping in class.

No one has sat in the chair next to me yet. I'm hoping it will be someone real quiet, so I don't have to talk.

There's a message from the instructor on a monitor in between my computer and my neighbor-to-be's computer. It says, "Put cell phones and pagers on stun Feel free to use Web Email." That must be an old message because we're not supposed to use Web Email. They blocked it because of all those mean people who are spreading worms and such.

This is my last day of work until next Tuesday. It's really cool that I get to spend the afternoon in a training class that I like. It's almost like I'm already on vacation.

I better go ahead and pay attention now. Later Gators...

Kevin made a new rule for my blog. No more food posts. But we don't need no steenkin' rules... ha!

There's a birthday at my office today, so people brought food. Usually that's a bad thing, me being on a diet and all. But today, some low carb conscious people brought food that I can eat!

Deviled Eggs
Jalapeno Cheese Squares (egg, cheese, onion and jalapenos)

Talk to ya later... I've got some chowin' down to do!

It's been a great weekend. I reached my first weight goal, which was to lose 17 pounds. I actually lost 18. Woo-Hoo! So I went off my diet.

Actually... I've been wanting to go to a Chinese and more buffet that they opened near my house this year, so I tried it out. Awesome! I don't generally like Chinese buffet, but this was better quality food than I've had at other buffets. It had sushi, too! I love the salmon. My favorite thing was the tempuri fried veggies, though. I could eat a billion onion rings.

Today, I went to Threadgills to hear some R&B music from the Gospellaires and eat great food. I tried their all-you-can-eat brunch. I had migas, garlic cheese grits, bacon, biscuits, hash browns and pancakes. Yummy!

I'm back on my diet now, but only for a couple of days. You'll find out why later in the week.

Today, I found out that some anonymous person in the world is annoyed with me because I don't like subtitles in movies. Apparently, I'm a typical american and idiot all rolled into one. So judgmental some folks are, I tell ya.

I got some home improvement things:

• new mini-blinds to replace the ones that my Lily monster tore up.
• new lamp shades to replace the gross ones I've had for the last 17 years.
• a new table thing to put in the entryway to hold Lily's leash and some umbrellas

I've got a little headache this evening. I think it's from going off my diet. I hope a nice juicy steak cooked in some butter and worcestershire sauce will make me feel better.

How was your weekend?

Since I started my diet, I've been changing some of my routines. I used to go to Starbucks for breakfast. But now I cook 4 slices of bacon before I leave for work and take it with me. When I get to work, I go to a cafeteria across the street to buy some scrambled eggs. Then I eat at my desk while my computer is booting up.

I also take cans of Diet Rite Cola to work with me because they don't sell it in any of the machines there. I've been drinking one can a day. It's great stuff! Nutrasweet makes me feel ill, and Diet Rite is the only soda I know of that has Splenda in it. Yum. Anyway... it tastes great in a cup with crushed ice. They have the BEST crushed ice in the cafeteria downstairs, and they've always sold a cup of it for 11 cents. That's been the highlight of my afternoon... crushed ice and Diet Rite Cola.

On Monday, the eggs are going up in price by 15 cents. I'm not too bothered by it. It's just weird because that's the *only* thing that's increasing in price at that cafeteria. And now at the ice cafeteria, the guy has decided to sell a cup of ice for $1.00! That one bothers me! I think it's because he runs out of ice and then he can't sell sodas. I can go across the street for ice, but it's not the wonderful crushed ice! What a bummer.

I guess if I got desperate, I could buy a cup of ice for $1.00. After all, I buy bottles of water for $1.00 all the time.

The Talisman I finally finished re-reading The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub the other night. I read it the first time several years ago. The weird thing is that I barely remembered any of it. I thought I remembered stuff, but that stuff didn't happen in it. Plus most of the stuff that did happen was completely new to me. I remember when I read it before, I decided it was one of my favorite King books. But this time, I wasn't very impressed.

I'm not liking Stephen King as much as I used to. He gets pretty crude. That never put me off before, but it did this time.

I was spending extra time reading this week so I could finish The Talisman and start the sequel, Black House. But I started something else instead. I've had my Stephen King fix, and now I'm craving a good fantasy. Last night I started the Serpentwar Saga by Raymond Feist. I've not read Feist before. I hope it's good, or I might have to abort and go back to an old standby like "The Wheel of Time" or "Mordant's Need" or even "Lord of the Rings."

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There's a yucky transient odor in my kitchen. It's mocking me. I walk in and sometimes I smell it. Then I try to find it, but I can't smell it anymore. Sometimes I'm standing at the counter trimming the fat off some meat, and that smell hits me again. Then I try to follow my nose to the odor, and it's just not there. I've sniffed every darn thing in that kitchen. I've gotten down on the floor and sniffed around the baseboards. I've stuck my head in the sink, and sniffed the drain. I even stood on a ladder to sniff the air conditioner vent! Everything smells rosey. Grrrrr... durn phantom kitchen odor.

I overheard someone talking outside my cubicle today. I think she's one of the people retiring at the end of this month. She said if she didn't have to get up early to come to work... if she could just sleep until she felt like getting up, and then come to work... she would probably keep working until the day she died.

Amen to that! I would, too!

Well... as long as I could take a couple of month long vacations every year, too.

The weekend is over. How quickly they pass. *sigh*

I didn't do anything this weekend except get stuff done around the house and entertain myself with TV and a book. I did laundry, cooked, cleaned baseboards, grocery shopped, etc. I watched three movies and read more of "The Talisman," too. Now it's time to get ready for sleepy town.

Oh.... I bought some butter lettuce today. I'd never had it before, but I love it. I usually go for Romaine or Iceburg. Butter lettuce is definitely my favorite now.

Something weird and cool happened over the last 24 hours. I was watching the beginning of The Professional last night. I didn't watch all of it, so I won't be doing a movie blog entry, but maybe in the future. Anyway...

I saw Gary Oldman, and that reminded me of a guy who used to come to the training classes I taught three years ago. We called him Little Gary because he looked like Gary Oldman except smaller and without all the weirdness. I tried to think of the guy's real name, but couldn't. So I put it out of my mind.

Then today when I was picking up Lily from play day, I heard someone leaving a message on their answering machine. He said, "Hello, this is [firstname] [lastname]." (Name withheld to protect the innocent). It was him! The funny thing is that if I hadn't thought of him last night, I'm almost certain I wouldn't have recognized his name when I heard it on the answering machine.

I just love it when that stuff happens.

Here are some things I like on my low carb diet:

• Barbecue chicken dipped in ranch dressing (I can't have barbecue sauce)
• Atkins Endulge chocolate bars and peanut butter cups
• Chicken casserole with cream cheese, sour cream and cheddar cheese
• Steak fried in butter
• Pork rinds and cream cheese
• Brisket (dipped in Ranch dressing if it's dry)
• Scrambled Eggs
• Sugar Free Jello
• A glass of cold water first thing in the morning
• Scrambled Eggs
• Salad with either ranch dressing or raspberry vinegrette and oil dressing.
• Fresca!

I'll never diet the low fat way again. I'm -14 pounds and counting.

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It's Anti-Procrastination Day! I think I'm doing quite well because it's becoming harder and harder to think of something to do for anti-procrastination day. Since I don't have anything pressing that I'm putting off, I think I'll continue a project I started a while back but never finished. I need to edit all the song URLs I have pointed to 1Sound.com because they don't work with all browsers.

Update: I changed my mind. I think I'll read a book instead. I've really been wanting to finish "The Talisman," so I can start "The Black House," but I only ever read when I lay down for bed. I never get to read that many pages, so it takes me months to finish a book. I'm ready to finish this one!

Frank Cotolo, once known as Mars Cotolo (Wolfman Jack's sidekick and writer), has a blog at Indie Journal. It cracks me up. He just started a series on the history of Japan this month. But don't let it turn you away if you aren't a fan of history or Japan. It's funny! Here ya go:

What the heck? It's cold outside. In Texas. In August. Did hell finally freeze over?

I wouldn't have thought it on Saturday morning when I practically had a high strung nervous breakdown, but this weekend turned out great. Here's a bullet list:

• I got all the data files backed up from my PC to my laptop through my network.
• I reformatted my PC and restored it to "brand new." It's working great.
• I got my cable modem fixed (I think... so far, so good).
• I got my laptop connecting to the internet through the network again.
• I had a great lunch at Threadgills.
• I bought a suitcase and shopped for shorts.
• I lost two more pounds.
• I got to see The Last Castle.

[There was a whole lot of whining here before. I mean... a WHOLE lot. I'm editing most of it out. Not to be secretive or anything... it's just that I couldn't even take all the whining myself.] Here's what's left:

My laptop has a wireless card in it. It can access my wireless network fine. But it can't connect to the internet through the network for some reason. My PC connects fine with it's ethernet connection, but I can't get anything to connect through the wireless connection.

If anyone knows anything about a Linksys Wireless G Broadband Router and why wireless devices would be able to access the network, but not the internet, could you give me a clue? I'm getting pretty desperate.

One of the Fab 5 showed up in my dream!!

Last night I installed a "critical update" to my Windows ME. Every once in a while, when I open Internet Explorer, it goes straight to the Windows site and nags me to install updates. So I gave in.

Now when I open Explorer (the file manager thingy, not IE), there's no folder tree on the left. I don't mean that it closed, and that I don't know how to open it. I mean when I open it, it just shows a gray box. No folder tree. It'll show the search box and other things that go there, but no folder tree. Boo Hoo.

I think my computer needs to be wiped clean anyway. Sometimes it's good to start from scratch. Reinstall the things I use, and leave off the things that are cluttering up the registry or whatever. I'm not certain I'm going to do a full format, but I'm backing most everything up to my laptop just in case. Oh how I love my home network!

There are so many little things going wrong that it's like Chinese water torture. Every day there's something new. Today I dropped a practically full bottle of my favorite seasoning on the kitchen floor. Now I have a less than 1/4 full bottle of my favorite seasoning.

Oh well... as I've said... things could be worse.

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Ack! I almost forgot that it's Anti-Procrastination Day. Shoot... what to do, what to do? I guess I'll scrub down the kitchen counters. I was supposed to do that on Monday. That shouldn't take too long, so maybe it will give me time to watch a movie.

Today at lunch, I went to a cafeteria across the street. I decided to go on a meat fast because I'm stuck on a plateau on my diet. Meat fast sounds like you wouldn't eat meat, but it's just the opposite... I'm only going to eat meat. So the plan at lunch was to get a baked chicken breast and a plain hamburger (and throw away the bun). I ordered the chicken breast and wouldn't you know it... the lady in front of me got the last one. I've never liked dark meat chicken, but I didn't want two hamburger patties, so I went for a leg/thigh combination. Much to my surprise, it was better than any breast I'd ever had from over there. Wow! Greasy goodness! (I love this low carb dieting - hehe).

I called TiVo to make arrangements for an exchange, and they gave me an option to ship me a new TiVo and keep mine until I get that one. I had to let them charge my credit card for the new TiVo, but when they get the old one, they will reverse the charge. So I don't have to go without TiVo! Yay! I will still probably lose a lot of the movies I recorded, though. I'll watch some this week... as long as the remote receiver doesn't go completely out, I can suffer through punching buttons a ton of times until I get the new one.

I powercycled (turned off) my TiVo overnight to see if it would fix my remote control problem. Nope. That means I have to get it replaced. And more than likely, that means I'll lose all that I've recorded on it, all my wishlists, all my season passes, etc. I'll have to start from scratch. At least I'll finally be caught up.

But worse than all that, I won't have a TiVo for a while! Before I bundle it up, I'll write an extended "What's on TiVo?" blog entry that includes all the movies waiting to be watched, all the season passes and all the wishlist items. Then when I get the replacement, I'll know how to set it up again.

Gosh golly gee... my TiVo is acting up. I'm on hold with TiVo technical support right now. Haven't talked to anyone yet... just holding. It's a long distance call, too. It shouldn't be, but their toll free number has a ladyvoice on it. Instead of pressing numbers to go through a menu, you have to speak to the ladyvoice, and she interprets what you say. To speak to a person, you're supposed to say Live Agent. Then she says, "To direct your call to the right live agent, tell me more about your problem." Then, no matter what you say, she tells you she can't understand you. Then she gives you a not toll free number to call a live agent. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. In case you're wondering what the TiVo problem is... my remotes aren't working right with the TiVo. They both work fine with the TV, but to do anything to the TiVo, I have to press each button several times. It's very irritating. It's even like that if I stand 2 inches away from TiVo. I'm sick about it. I've followed all the troubleshooting tips, but those are for remotes that don't work at all. I might have to mail it to them to get it fixed. What a pain in the buttski. At least I still have my TiVo box. So the pain continues... barely anything goes right at work, and now things are starting to fall apart at home.

But I had a great dinner (meatloaf and mock potato casserole), and my puppy dog is cool as can be. I guess if TiVo crapping out is my only problem at home, I should still consider life to be [at this point the TiVo guy answered the phone]... I was going to say I should still consider life to be great! And it is. Anyway...

The TiVo guy went through a bunch of troubleshooting things, but to no avail. The last thing is to powercycle overnight. That's a technical term for "turn it off overnight." You know how much I hate it when they make up complicated words for simple things. If the powercycle thing doesn't work, then I need to call them back tomorrow to get information on how to exchange it. Damn... I hope it works. I have soooo many movies all saved up to watch. Boo Hoo.

But just to reiterate... if this is the only problem, life is great!

Gak! I solved one little problem at work and discovered several more. It's frustrating being a java programmer when there's no one readily available who knows how to be a server administrator. Boo Hoo.

Unfortunately, I was so focused on work that I didn't have time to use my breaks and lunch to read other blogs or reply to comments or write in my blog . Maybe later tonight. Right now I'm making mock potato casserole. That's a casserole made with cauliflower that tastes like it's made with potatoes. So they say... I'll find out when it's done!

I had these two antique frames stuck in a corner of my living room behind a cedar chest. One of them was broken (the picture and glass wouldn't stay in the frame), and I was afraid I was going to have to take it to someplace that could fix it... afraid that they would break it more. I tucked them away in the corner a couple years ago, so I wouldn't have to deal with that. But today I decided it was time to deal.

I took them both out of the corner, dusty as hell. I examined the back of the broken frame and decided I could pound some small nails into the wood and that would hold the glass and picture in. I got them all cleaned up and voila! Beautiful antique frames with old pictures in them.

The picture on the right is my grandma and aunt sally. I don't know who the people on the left are. I suspect they are my great great grandmother and grandfather. There's a note on the back of that one that says "11/16/15 Paid in Full."

I'm not sure what to do with them now, though. I don't want to put them on the wall, so I need to find a safe place to store them. Maybe when I have a house someday, there will be a good place to put them on the wall.

What an awful week. I hope I can get a lot of rest and relaxation in this weekend. I've been more frustrated with my job in the last few weeks than I have in a very long time. I love my job, but we're upgrading our server and the application I've been working on doesn't work on that server. I'm really struggling, and no one I work with has the expertise to be able to give the answers. By that I mean they are learning, too. I have 100 things to do to get this application to work, and in the 8 hours I worked today I got 1 thing to work. And that felt like a miracle.

Anyway... enough gritching... What's for supper? I'm starvin'!

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